It seems that the mouth organ disease Harmonicitis Ballus Tremendocus that struck down so many gifted male players has now developed a new strain that attacks unsuspecting female players.

A concerned subscriber who tipped us off says the new strain called Harmonicitis Breastitis Tremendocus (see picture attached) has to be stopped before we lose all our harp players and before young kids that wish to begin playing get scared off.

“Can we not start a fund for research into this disease?” he asks.

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