ALERT: Outbreak of Harmonicitis
Harmonica or harp players in Asia are on RED ALERT following an outbreak of the dreaded condition“Harmonicitis Ballus Tremendocus” which drives all musicians to distraction when harp players are stricken by this frightful bug which makes them play continuously on stage for hours at a time without any regard for their health or the health of others. The symptoms can otherwise be confirmed by a suspicious bulge in the harp player’s trousers, evidence he is harbouring the malicious and often deadly virus in his private parts. (see picture).
January 24th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I am very disappointed in this slur on the fine name and even finer private parts of harmonicisicists in this part of the world. I know harp players whose reeds are far bigger than the one in the picture, and so long as they wear the right baggy apparel, nobody need be any the wiser! So stop this size-ist discrimation, BJ. Oops, can I say BJ here?