After years in the laboratory pondering the challenge of constipated data pipes, Sir Brinsley McSporran, the noted Scottish genius and prolific inventor has patented the official BangkokJungle bandwidth tester, craftily providing graphic and indisputable evidence that your connection sucks…or otherwise.

Sir Brinsley claims that “if the flow of the Taska-Tweaka-Rillium-Trickle-O-Meter (TTRT-O-M) appears jerky, or halts, or is too slow or not continuous at all, your link is lacking and thus you can confidently call the Bandwidth Gestapo and sue somebody…anybody, for lack of current or a limp linkage!”

Sir Brinsley’s father - a sheep farmer - won the 1912 Nobbly Bell Peace Prize for being out standing in his field.

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