Terry The Rainforest Arrives
Terry The Rainforest, tired of dreary American backwaters, has arrived in Thailand to rain on YOUR parade! Catch him down Nana or Cowboy collecting materials for his latest poems or novel. If you see him, say the good-looking one said hello!
February 28th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
From the latest biography chronicling the exploits of this enigmatic wunderkind, the reader learns that aside from quite possibly being the most interesting man in the world, Aquarian Terry the Rain Forest acquired his vast fortune purveying “maeng da” and “plaa dak” to major entrepots throughout Southeast Asia.
Maintaining luxury residences in each of the posh resorts affectionately referred to as Nana and Cowboy Soi (in the patois), it is rumored that both Tom Cruise and Tony Jaa are residing at them as they seek Terry’s approval to play the role of the dashing entrepreneur in the upcoming action/drama/comedy/thriller/love story aptly titled “False Truths.” Movie business insiders have also confirmed that local residents, such as Billy the Mountain, et. al., have been contacted to provide bit roles. More information on this engaging gentleman, the book and the film will be released as soon as it is fit to print.
February 29th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Terry,
Bottoms ups, cobber! Babes and beer alike! Best of the equator to you!
Your mate,
Franky the Ocean
March 6th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Terry the Rainforest and his faithful sidekick, Iceman, are currently esconced in their penthouse suite in Babylon by the Beach bestowing their peculiar twist of climate to the unfortunate of that local….If ya know what I mean and I think ya do… .
March 10th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Well I am back but ya just can’t believe every thing ya read here…I don’t like the last bit AT ALL …the pics are unreal…the Iceman is upset and If you think I look like that…
Some local writer will pay for that foolish mindless un-funny bit…but to all my fans …hang in there there will be more from me soon…T-daRain